Bear Powers contd.

OK. So we have established that I am a bear and I do indeed have bear powers. Bear powers however do not include a limiter to playing WOW. What is WOW you say? WOW is the very newest highly addicting personal computer software entertainment MMORPG. Ok that sounds technical maybe possibly, but it's not. It's just a role playing game online with thousands of other people. Thats it and thats all. It's just so addicting though. You have a character that practically just popped out of it's mother's womb and it can perform basic functions but not that well really. You get to play as the character and fight and do quests and prod the animals with your knife. Before you know it, you're level 2 and 3 and then you're 20 and 30 and fighting the big boys. You get to see your character grow and kick increasingly tougher ass. You feel a certain degree of fatherhood and fell proud of your creation. You feel like you've done something with your life and you just feel good about it. Actually, thats all lies. You discover that in the past 4 days, 24 hours were spent at the computer and you realize that you're a total loser. But then its not so bad because you also realize that there are bigger losers than you out there. But you're still a loser. You say to yourself, "it only took me 4 hours to get half a level so if I don't go to sleep and try really really hard I just may be able to get to the next level in say 3 and a half hours!". Then you get that far and you have to do like 1 or 2 more things for another quest, so that takes another 2 hours and then you want to upgrade some of your skills and then you have to logout in an inn or a city and you have to walk 30 minutes to get there and another quest sidetracks you on the way. World of Warcraft is and addiction man, an ADDICTION! You can't stop it no matter how hard you try. It's a monster, a living thing that is out to get you and capture you and it never rests. So please!! Please don't get snared into it... if you value your.... *whispers* bear powers.