There's a lot of frikkin organizations that celebrate the minorities in our society. WISE is scholastic for scientific women. I saw a WISE sweatshirt on a girl the other day and it is what got me thinking about this. Most of the other organizations or specialties that I can think about are related to race, but still. What I want to know is where is the support for the meat and po-ta-toes of this country, the heart and soul of this country, the middle class working white man. Where is the tribute to this man? We have no month of our own. No organizations for us as a larger group (KKK and frats don't count). So I'm gonna start an organization for the middle class average white male. It will be dubbed WOMAN. White Organization of Men Around North America. It is actually an appropriate name. I guess it doesn't only go for white men, but all men. I can imagine the quarterly meetings. Men come from all over to have a good time and enjoy in things that men enjoy, but they have to call their woman every five minutes. A saying goes that behind every successful man there is an even more successful woman. I'm not sure about the success on either's behalf, but behind every man there is a woman pushing buttons.